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This is your opportunity to buy Robert Plants crotch and stick it were you’d like it.

On watching my ‘Song remains the same’ DVD I could not help noticing Robert Plant had drawn on his crotch two doves flying towards a heart. It was on the right side of his crotch (see picture) as he ‘dresses’ to the left. Using the very latest computer aided graphic software I was able to extract the symbol and turn it into a high quality sticker. You can put it on any hard surface.

We say it’s a car sticker but use your imagination – where would you like Robert Plant’s crotch?  So what are you waiting for? Buy Robert Plant’s crotch now and impress the girls with where you stick it.

Robert Plants crotch comes in all sorts of colours. Take your pick from the list below and we’ll cut out his crotch and send it to you. The heart will always be red.

Our sticker (not Robert's crotch) is 130mm (5") long.


Postage costs are in three levels. For latest costs go HERE.

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For orders outside of UK you may be charged IMPORT DUTY depending on your country's rules.

Packaging will be in either an envelope or a tube depending on the size of the decal you order.

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